Bent but not Curved

the cusp of what?

I don’t know. But it’s looming.

the toddlers don't give a FUCK about this minion song we have. they'll literally stop dancing and sit down when it comes on. music so bad you can't even have fun anymore

music make you gain control

was waiting for the elevator in the middle of taking out all the trash and a resident came out of her apartment like OH GOOD! maybe i can show you this weird bug that was in my BEDROOM! so i follow her and she gets out a magnifying glass and shows me a dead pillbug on a napkin. im like thats incredible ma'am thank you for letting me use the magnifying glass. she says "i told my creepy kids about the bug and they didn't even call me!" and this sentence is tunneling into my brain so bad theres a physical pressure

the abilities of the average tenor saxophone player

Actually that's an alto

I was texting my crush and he said he went to the school club I was most active in to do something for a friend. When he got there to help out the friend and also possibly join the club, before he even said anything, all of the club cabinet just looked at him and said “No, you’re too much of a capitalist.”

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture