to boldly go

if completing tasks feels so good and reminds me completing tasks is easy then why is starting them the emotional equivalent of sending my first born to war

this what we need to be doing with our technological capabilities. Fund this shit. ten millions dollars

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!

mutuals have this incredible power to curse you with liking kinks you previously would never engage with even with a gun to your head

Very fascinating type of person i have seen at least twice on tumblr is someone who wants to travel back in time and kill Jesus to stop Christianity in its tracks and therefore prevent the colonization of the Americas, Atlantic slave trade, etc. Like. I don’t think killing him is gonna stop Christianity. In fact, it famously did not.

Well, not with that attitude! The problem is that the other time travellers all had weaksauce assassination plans like "make his mother give birth in a stable with no assistance" or "get Herod to kill all the local kids". Pfft. I've done it right: I got the Romans to crucify the fucker. The most painful death known to man, and the most shameful; even the Romans reserved it for slaves and rebels. Let's see his reputation recover from that one!

Peter is actually the strongest avenger just because he didn’t immediately kill himself after Tony said “this isn’t a hug im just grabbing the door for you”

a baby at work the other day gave me the meanest look i've ever seen as it got lifted out of a cesarean. 1 second old and already hating. you can't teach that.

I appreciate the way hitting the word "cesarean" forces me to go back and reevaluate the earlier phrase "at work"

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?

The four most interesting parts of time loop are when the person kills themselves for the first time, when they kill someone else for the first time (in a fuck around kind of way, this doesn't count if they already were killing people outside of the loop), how they break the loop, and the weeks afterward where they loose their fucking minds in an entirely different, significantly more damaging to the world around them way. And yet I rarely see anything done with that last one. People leave time loops and are all happy go lucky 'oh boy'. Where's the grappling with people you know who will never know you? Where's the knowledge that the safety of the loop is gone, and you can't fix any mistakes you make? That's the good angst I want

I NEED to write fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.