Hello

hate that english makes you say things like "that that" and "do do"

yeah. hate that that's something i do do sometimes

im screaming and crying and throwing up

put that old man in a situation

FUCK yes everybody go home this post is about him now

if someone was willing to give you $1000, but you had to engage in an awkward email correspondence with them first, would you do it?

I literally do this every day its called a job

also reblog after voting

Dewey is hard femme

it’s the first brick from stonewall

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

I know Elon Musk gets a lot of hate, but--and I say this sincerely--I don't think he gets nearly enough. If we work together, we can make sure he's hated even more.

“apologist.” “critical.” y’all are doing too much. when my favorite characters do evil reprehensible shit I simply don’t fucking care cause it’s not real

truthfully I only truly support celebrities making tumblrs IF they’re incognito about it. i want to make a niche internet friendship exchanging leverage throuple porn and then we slowly graduate to becoming discord friends and eventually I carefully dox myself like “yeah haha I sort of work in [redacted] industry and visiting your city (I think?) if you want to grab coffee” and then my good mutual eliotslesbiancock or whatever is like “haha no doubt. Also btw im keanu reeves”

*casts a gay little spell that curses your entire bloodline*

DUDE WTF YOU CURSED MY DOG

my dude, *why* are you related to your dog by blood

we made a blood pact to be best friends for life 👉👈