come at me bro.

You heard them

We’ve been in hell for so long I didn’t even realize anything was out of ordinary until it took me five minutes to realize Pokemon is a word theoretically free of pandemic

This is why I don’t play games like that

when iCarly said “so wake up the members of my nation” she was referring to the proletariat gaining class consciousness, when she said “it’s your time to be, there’s no chance unless you take one” she was calling on us to break free from our chains and rise up

This looks delicious but the cinematic quality and sound was EXACTLY like a howtobasic video and my fight or flight response activated

finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to

at your best you still won’t be good enough for the wrong person. at your worst, you’ll still be worth it to the right person.

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it