I need to be Zoro's little sister and get punished after being cought fucking some guy (mayhaps a blonde cook) cause like.. why would you do that? That's so gross, you should have come to him instead so your big brother can teach you how it's done.
(but surprise to no one he high-key have no idea what to do and is very overwhelmed)
i’m so horny about this ask. sorry. like my clit just started to perk up like it was so sinister
goddddddd dhfnjdhdbe. i don’t usually incest post abt the strawhats bc i haven’t like thought about it logistically but based in Lust i imagine you join the crew later
zoro would never let you on your own become a pirate but you never listen to him. too strict and overprotective. they’re out on the grand line and one day he sees you somewhere in a bar and he’s immediately pissed off. makes you part of the crew so he can keep an eye on you and you’re mostly on good behavior. he worries about you a lot but before sabaody you’re a good kid
then the timeskip happens and you’re apart for two years and not even a month after you re-unite—you’ve got your tongue in the mouth of the shitty cook. and you’re clearly the one initiating, hands on sanjis cock and all over him.
and zoro just sees red. like. he gives sanji a square punch in the jaw (and sanji doesn’t fight back because he kinda knows he crossed a line) and zoro drags you back to his room.
you get in this big fight where you’re ignoring zoro who is trying not to raise his voice but gets so fucking mad
and then you give him this whole speech. you’re not a kid anymore and you want to do stuff with boys and you’re both pirates so who cares!!!! this stuff is normal!!!!
and zoro just like. snarls at you. and says if you wanna know about boys, that’s fine. your big brother will teach you.
he really just wants to scare you out of it. really. but he cages you in with his body and you look at him so wide eyed. whimpering. the polar opposite to how you were with sanji. you look all weak and lambish and it makes his heart race.
he taunts you a little. what happened? this is what you wanted right? and then your eyes go wide and you’re so flush, hand on his chest when you go nii-chan with such a meek, needy voice.
you’re scared and turned on. it makes zoro snap out of it. he’s too soft on you. he nuzzles into your hand after bringing it up to your face and apologizes. ‘it’s my job to protect you,’
you look lost in thought until eventually you tell him something that shakes him to his core. ‘i don’t mind. learning with nii-chan,’
ohhhhhhh it makes his heart so loud. this is so so wrong. but he cant do anything. why cant he do anything? zoro is usually so good about telling you no so then, why not now? but he can’t do it. all he can do is promise he’ll take care of you. like always
