guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

skateboard will be so fictionalized that people forget we all have one inside of us. like the war of course but like they arent just fantasy creatures.... its just In There

me when i like a song: 🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂

"actively hungry" + "none of the foods sound good at all" is one of the worst combinations. who let this happen

whenever people talk about working in an office i never even consider what their office does. they work at Business doing Business Things. have Meetings and Drink Coffee. you are a cartoon character to me

One thing about babies. They're squishy. Another thing about babies. They have no idea what's going on and everything just kinda happens to them. A third thing about babies. Cute.

I love that the ibuprofen knows where to go

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

marriage of convenience that slowly turns into a love marriage - but both of them believe is one sided is such a delicious trope

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast

Do you knit or crochet? I think you would fit in well.

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe