Chaos incarnate

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

It's so cool that you're coming up with ideas for your stories all the time! You're writing them all down, right? Y-you're writing something down, right? Oh, haha, then you just remember it all? You, y--

the feminine urge to add trauma to a character the way you add sugar to your coffee (which is a hell of a lot for me btw)

the concept of writing a full outline and never starting on the draft.

The need to obsess over characters that only exist in my head because I'm way to lazy to write about them

nothing worse than searching your notes for the scene you wrote only to realize you had vividly daydreamed it and never wrote it down

The two wolves inside every writer: "this is genuinely the best thing i have ever written. i am gifted. i am changed. this paragraph alone justifies my entire existence on this planet." and then five minutes later, same paragraph: "who wrote this. who allowed this. this reads like a golden retriever trying to describe grief. i need to lie down and reconsider everything." both wolves are always wrong. the paragraph is fine. you need a snack.

a canceled tv show is a kind of dead wife