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shirt that says I ♡ Leftist Infighting About Children's Cartoons

how the fuck does this have 10k and nobodys started shit in the notes. congrats guys you are so normal

@is-the-snake-video-cute People in the notes are saying this is either a dominance or a mating response, so could I request a semi-professional-I-mean-you-deal-with-snakes-and-I-dont-know-a-turtle-blog take on this?

welcome to Lord Foog the 2st Thursday

Actually if you’re riding in my passenger seat your job is to throw potatoes at people I decide I don’t like. Hey fuck that guy. Yeah go ahead and tuber that bitch.

I think transhets should be allowed to like being straight

Part of the euphoria of being trans is finding how your romantic or sexual preferences fit you in ways they never have before. And it definitely is something that deserves to be enjoyed by straight trans people.

You Are Not Wasting Time; It Was Given To You As A Gift, Freely and Generously; Is Rain Wasted Because It Falls On Gardens, Grass, Disgruntled Birds, and Umbrellas All The Same?

her tits are plaguing me call that boobonic

I apologize.

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

This is how you educate, my friends

Not everyone in the world is sealioning. Give folks the benefit of the doubt.

He tryin’

apex predator

Fun fact! Cats can’t track up-and-down movement as well as they can track side-to-side movements. It’s the pupil shape.

so what I’m understanding from this is if I get chased by a giant cat what I need to survive is a pogo stick