ye Pielonious

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

In a single sentence, no less.

I think that now I’m one of those evil people in the movies that thinks an AI can’t be a person. I’m the guy saying that your robot girlfriend isn’t real. They’re gonna kill me during the matrix wars.

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

American soldier, you are killing and dying for a pederass who tried to sell steaks at Sharper Image one time while your wife makes love to countless beautiful women without you. Is this what you wanted?

You're in the middle of bumblefuck nowhere picking sand out of the crack of your ass in between your shifts of pouring diesel fuel into buckets of human shit and lighting it on fire. Back home right now your kids hate your guts and your wife is getting ready to leave you for her new girlfriend. The boys in Washington are laughing at you all the way to the bank. Bad way to live, son.

Remember to turn out for your elections, people!

today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.

reblog this post to help a child break the law

oh goddamn this whole page goes so hard actually, please go read it. what an impressive, visceral takedown of this dumb law

MAGA boomers SHOCKED by 20y/o commie speaking fluent hog

#you need to tailor your arguments to people's existing values and priorities if you want to convince them #the flip side is that it's every bit as easy to tailor conservative arguments to convince a leftist audience #so don't get smug #you're not immune to this either <- prev extremely true

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