WE PUT A GO-PRO ON A CENTIPEDE

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

Greedy little postpig wants their reblogs to stay the way they are

we did it my greedy little postpigs

stop reblogging james and the giant pronoun

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

two old guys who have like a weird gay thing going on is the best

theres a difference between being gay and having a weird gay thing going on. its complicated

Realistically I know “let’s all kill ourselves” is just as bad or maybe worse than “im going to kill myself” but in my head it’s like. ok but im establishing a sense of community and proposing a group activity? like are we really going to get mad about that

Good naps will have you sleeping in poses usually reserved for dead insects

There's something about Tumblr users and the way they describe things that honestly make me so glad I stopped using twitter altogether.