cool as chemicals

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

When the catapillars stopped eating healthy leaves and started to only eat poisoned meats something dark and devilish crawled out of the coccoon and burrowed into the deep clay of earth without any wings

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

teehee let's pretend that women are irrational hungry monsters for two weeks out of every month

music is stupid

music is for bad idiots 🫂

So everyone should die?

Obviously

made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.

thats the wrong image

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly