cool as chemicals

venus of chillendorf

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

Am I missing extremely important context

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

When the catapillars stopped eating healthy leaves and started to only eat poisoned meats something dark and devilish crawled out of the coccoon and burrowed into the deep clay of earth without any wings

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

teehee let's pretend that women are irrational hungry monsters for two weeks out of every month

music is stupid

music is for bad idiots 🫂

So everyone should die?

Obviously