ruth✌🏻

one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real

why won't you let your words frot.

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

Eat your heart out, Hemingway.

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

Dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended

weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice

Real cool dude in fact let me call up my buddy olaf from frozen to ask if he gives a fuck

yall are coming up with new, more creative ways to express frustration

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

The pickler: wanna know how i got these jars

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you