everyday of my life is like saw 2004

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

can you imagine what being saved from the dragon must have been emotionally from Falin's perspective? waking up and realizing what was done to save you, not just killing the monster and the black magic, but the unbelievably difficult and frustrating and overwhelmingly intimate task of piecing your bloody skeleton together bit by bit?? I'd be embarrassed a bit, being so bare in front of my loved ones, asking so much of them, but knowing they didn't shy away?? that every flex of your hand and bend of your spine is undeinable proof of how deeply, profoundly you are truly loved???

For everyone who ‘used to love reading’ but now hasn’t finished a book in years, you CAN get it back. Genuinely start bringing a book (preferably short and either fiction or a non fiction topic you already really enjoy) everywhere you go and when you have 5-20 mins waiting for the bus or at the doctors office or mechanic or whatever, get out your book and read it! You don’t have to finish it quickly or even read it often but it is so good for your brain and fun to get into the habit of reading more (and replacing being on your phone for those moments). Source: I read 0 books in 2023 and I’ve read 12 in the first 4 months of 2026

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world