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If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:

- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course

- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison

- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries

- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open

- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track

- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place

postmarxed

#it's the Wednesdays!

huckleberryhal

Grandma Ferret. (X)

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Today’s Grandma Ferret

trapped--under--rice

please behold the 24 Hours of Lemons race, in which you can only spend $500 total on a car to cross country race for 24 hours

named after the legendary 24 hour Le Mans race, Lemons rallies barely legal cars in an endurance race across America. had the privilege of sharing the freeway with this race and seeing the absolute art od this event

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch

This is so American I could CRY

hogmilked

oh this is nothing. some of my favorite lemons entries are:

an airplane stuck on a toyota minivan

this miata built by rocket scientists

the mr2 boat

the nyan cat bmw that i think actually played the song at all times

the homer simpson car built by uranium workers

this limo whose brakes caught on fire

the dumbest corolla and supra wearing funny hats

and so much more. 24 hours of lemons my beloved

#can we talk about the wienermobile tho

mythtakens

I know for a fact other dimensions and realities exist because that’s where some of you people are watching tv

#see also: the pitt fandom

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does anybody have a bootleg of the 1596 production of a midsummer night’s dream?? :/

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Science fiction author Samuel R. Delany (born April 1st 1942)

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Anything for you, Star Wars Piss Orgy

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ex0skeletal-undead

Not sure how this works when shark skin is so incredibly smooth

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baryonyxtrainor4

*plit plit pippippappip plit*

*wit plit pippip plit*

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boymounter

my dad bought a cnc and is going wild

balaclava-trismegistus

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

ohcorny

sleep paralysis demons HATE him. this cartoonist discovers one weird trick to make them go away every time.

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alongtidesoflight

this isn't a bug he just can't drive stick

#don't even go here but this had me w e e p i n

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