всё будет правильно

“No weapon forged by human hands can harm m- OW, did you just hit me with a stick??”

Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"

You also get almost 2 hours of obnoxious bagpipes to go with him, as a treat

Painstakingly drawing all the inlay on his crossbow for Nikephoros' reference sheet, can't wait to never ever do that again

The above is doubly true if the content of the email is something that will be important to the person receiving - especially something that affects them negatively. They see that this thing that affected them so much didn't matter enough to you to write it yourself. I was a bystander to such a thing not long ago and it was just awful.

im a protected species you fucking asshole

if astrology was real it ought to be affected by anthropogenic space objects. imagine being like yeah this month has sucked for me bc the iss is in sagittarius