doesn't anybody ever get it right?

i have nothing in common with people whose favorite color is purple

what they don’t tell you about being stuck between a rock and a hard place is that you get some nice bruises you can press on for catharsis

did anyone else know that if you keep waiting for the right time you’ll end up waiting forever??

im gods weakest faggot

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

im gods most literate cat can i join

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

having institutional access never stops feeling sort of crazy to me because you can literally type in any country and time period and find at least a handful of peer reviewed articles somewhere that discuss a specific aspect of people's lives in depth and at length like "what was considered pop culture in late imperial russia" or "how did the textile trade work in northern mali in the 1600s" or "children's toys in pre-colonial philippines" and it's just sitting there but the majority of people on planet earth aren't allowed to read any of it

the thing about trying to write enjolras as a human person is that you have to delicately surgically remove the deification from his body and it WILL kill him. of course, he dies anyw

esoteric form of roleplay where instead of actually roleplaying you just make up characters together and discuss in abstract how they'd interact and how their story would go

im glad everyone agrees that this is fun. do this with your friends now !!!