Musical Thunder

Zoro: I like oatmeal raisin cookies.

Usopp: Well.... You're not normal so your input doesn't count.

Luffy: I like Zoro.

Usopp: This is about cookies, Luffy, focus.

Luffy: I am focusing. I like Zoro, so I also like oatmeal raisin!

Zoro: See? Thats two votes for oatmeal raisin cookies vs, what? Three votes for chocolate chip?

Nami: Because everyone likes chocolate chip!

Zoro: Well I don't! And apparently neither does Luffy anymore?

Luffy: Oh no, I still like it. But if you like oatmeal raisin, then so do I :)

Sanji: Face it, mosshead, chocolate chip cookies win. I don't have the time to bake both, especially not with Merry's small oven. If I had the kitchen back on the Baratie, I could make several batches at once—

Zoro: I'll let you eat the cookie off my tits.

Sanji: ....

Nami: Oh come on, Sanji isn't that shallow!

Usopp: Yeah, Sanji is above your bartering tactics!

Sanji: ..add in some whipped cream and you have a deal.

Zoro: Deal.

Usopp and Nami: SANJI!?!?

Sanji: What??? I'm a simple man! You offer me the opportunity of food play AND tits and I'm immediately down for it!

Luffy: Bad news guys. While you were talking I ate all the raisins. And the chocolate. And the flour and sugar and I think I ate the baking pan, too. I cannot hold back my impulses, it's a major problem. And it all goes back to the neglect in my early childhood.... Sanji, can you make meatloaf?

Sanji: Does this mean the deal is off? No whipped cream either?

Zoro: The fuck do you think??

Sanji: Aw :(

Zoro: No, idiot, get in there. I'm gonna eat whipped cream off your abs.

Sanji: Fuck yes!

Usopp: Why does everything loop back around to both of you being weird as hell????

Nami: I don't know, but maybe I should capitalize off this somehow...

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY 💘

In celebration of The Chicks releasing new music for the first time in 14 years I have drawn an old favorite of mine, Goodbye Earl.

Andrew really just went "why are these random ppl taking up your attention??" and tugged on Neil's hoodie AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

"Neil hesitated, then set the bag on Matt's bed and struggled out of his shirt. It was getting a little easier every day, but it hurt when he raised his arms too high and when he twisted he felt the pull at his stitches. He got his shirt over his head and to his elbows before Andrew got tired of watching him struggle and tugged the shirt loose. Andrew tossed it off to one side and didn't look to see where it landed. He was more interested in the scars and bruises covering Neil's front."

This chapter holds so many great passages I might draw another one from it asp. But in this one there was something that felt very real, a mix of pain and trust and interest and discovery, and even desire maybe.

But also a reminder to everyone this DVD exists