Honestly, spent too much time here....

God fucking damn it

Yes

its so funny that everyone kind of agreed ranni is the best ending for elden ring. then the dlc came out, didn't add another ending, but DID add a bunch of context that makes ranni's ending even more appealing

miquella responding to his white guilt by trying to make a police state where you can't be mean to anyone, vs ranni responding to her white guilt by doing 9/11 to her auntie's house, marrying a random woman off the street, collecting every colonizer onto their honeymoon rocket and launching it into a random direction in deep space

kenneth haight feeling really smug about finding a new leader for limgrave when I roll up on my Dark Moon Landrover and arrest her for being of the golden lineage (she has to come on the thousand year voyage into darkness on the moon gulag)

godefroy (who i never bothered killing) exhumed from his evergaol, read his rights, slapped in 62 sets of handcuffs and made to dig a big pit on the moon (for godwyn who we can't leave under leyendell he's fucking up the water supply)

ranni throwing the tv remote at me because I never found mohg during my playthrough and now we have to turn the moon back around so we can fulton her gay cousin miquella and her sex pest auntie rellana

Certified Anti-Microsoft post

SCROLL BACK THIS IS NOT A CLIP FROM THE ANIME!!! THIS IS FANART!!!!

I've seen the first 3 seconds of this and scrolled on so many times and only now do I see my mistake

finally, it has appeared on my dash

finally, when we least expected it.

Wasn’t expecting this

I’m sorry I know this is normally just an art and rambling blog you didn’t honestly expect me to pass up reblogging The Spanish Inquisition did you? Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

This post is 13 years old, let that sink in

Didn’t expect did you mutuals

Queuing this so even I won’t expect it

Thanks! Queeu again!

Yes

This fan fiction is older than the push-through tabs on soda cans.

Your grandma wrote this on her Commodore 64.

I miss my Commodore 64

Oh my dear, sweet children. The Commodore 64 came out in 1982. This was produced on a typewriter and probably mimeographed. And while it may seem funny now, it took more courage to write and distribute this than you will ever  know.

Reblogged for that last comment.

respect your elders

Children, in the olden days fanfiction was written on a typewriter, copied and sent by snail mail. Getting one one of those letters from across the world was every bit as exciting as getting a notification that your favorite writer posted a new fic.

The precedent line is especially amusing when you bear in mind that “A Fragment Out of Time” is not only the first Star Trek slashfic to be published in a widely distributed magazine: it’s believed by some to be the first slashfic of any kind to be widely published.

In 1974 it was illegal to send pornography through the USPS. So distributing fic like this via mailed newsletter was literally dangerous. And they knew it.

Why OP

slam that fucking unmute button

Every episode of orphan black is like. Sarah discovers a horrifying truth about her existence. Cosima has lesbian sex. Alison slips further into suburban psychosis. Helena kills a man.

Only difference is that it's filmed vertically. Otherwise spot on 🤣