The Sun Will Forever Keep Rising

shout out to everybody who’s unlearning the old habits that won’t serve them in their next chapter of life. letting go is difficult, counterintuitive, and disorienting. it’s also worth it.

I could really go for a crisp 56 degree October day with Halloween movies on, fall candles burning and cookies in the oven right now.  🍂 🎃

idk if it’s the mental illness but sharing literally any information feels like oversharing. i’ll be like “i skipped breakfast this morning” and immediately im like “i might as well have told them where i buried the money”

Look around you. Appreciate what you have. Nothing will be the same in a year.

it’s time

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

it’s time

I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

I T S T I M E

ITS TIME

IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH

it’s time.

Time

INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

MARCH

March 2, 2019

IT IS TIME

MARCHOWEEN

honest to fuck, after the year-long March 2020, y’all can celebrate Halloween whenever the fuck you want. Time has no meaning. It has always been March. it will be March forever. 

MARCH 1ST 2021, HAPPY HALLOWEEN

he has a permit, leave him alone

he does, in fact, not have a permit to be in the cat food pantry. i know this bc i issue those permits, and i have issued no such permit to this particular gentleman. if he might be so called.

i promise you he filed the paperwork with my office and he is just waiting for it in the mail

how did you get authority to give my cats cat crime permits?

my friend, this is a very common scam. this woman is well known to authorities for cat crimes, especially fraud.

so trustworthy in appearance, and yet so duplicitous! you are the victim of a worldclass bamboozle! please, consult your insurance policy. you should have some financial coverage, but i am afraid your reputation may never recover.

what reputation

fair enough. as you were.

I just saw this post last night on YouTube, and holy shit am I honored to see this and participate in the reblog.

wait, what??

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

Having a supportive partner can literally change your life.

Life hack: date a guy who’s tall enough to always be looking at you from the same angle you take selfies from

Don’t forget that basically half the country thought the students deserved it…

Btw half of the students killed at Kent State weren’t even protesting, they were just there

What in the absolute fuck