Cap'n Rez's Findings

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”

#did we all collectively forget why Big Brother was called that

honestly "oracle that nobody believes" is such a solid trope. imagine trying to convince anybody in 2006 what the next two decades was gonna look like

Cassandra: I have seen the future and it is really, really stupid. They're hiding in the fucking horse.

And not just that, they are so hilariously treacherous and backstabby that their own internal conflicts keep them from taking over the world XD

Which is not only basically a religious tenant of theirs, but practically genetic too.

fucking spot the difference game