Random Shit Nobody Asked For

Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs

oh so some people can just listen to a song and understand the lyrics

what if you’re all lying

They should make an extra weekend day where you can just sleep and lay in bed without having to worry about doing anything

I think in the same way there's a 90/10 rule with horror and comedy (horror works best when it's 90% horror and 10% comedy and vice versa) there's a 90/10 rule for some relationships in fiction that's like. Wholesome and fucked up. A good friendship is at its most compelling when it's also 10% a bit fucked up. Fucked up relationship is at its most compelling when there's at least 10% of something actually sweet and substantive within. Do you get me

The people yearn for Murder on the Orient Express

PUT THAT MAN ON A TRAIN!!!

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

happy holiday to those who celebrate

the road OUT of hell is also paved with good intentions. That’s just kind of the main road we’ve got

The "Have you been here?" blog is the best gimmick blog because every post is like "Have you been to this remote convenience store in northeastern Latvia?" and the results are 99.9% no's but then you open the notes and there's 3-5 Latvians losing their absolute minds