she dresses in black

and i love that paul was colbert’s last guest instead of the pope proving once again the beatles are bigger than jesus 🙏

Would you like to take ibuprofen together after work?

My dear friend Johnathan Harker has begun his lovely food blog as he travels through the countryside of Transylvania. Hope his journey is smooth and his business concludes swiftly!

do u guys remember when shah rukh khan was like im trisexual i like to try everyrhing

yes these r real everyones forgetting srk is the original deranged heartthrob

They're all lying to you happiness doesn't come from a good work-life balance it comes from 1970s french musicals by Jacques Demy

Best moment of Katabasis so far is when they meet the cohort of dead students who voluntarily stay in Hell when they don't have to, because they'd rather stay charred ghosts if they're the charred ghosts of prestigious Oxbridge attendees rather than risk reincarnation as a farmer or laborer. That bit is C.S. Lewis-worthy.

if nobody got me I know listening to music and creating fake scenarios got me