you have no room in your dreams for regrets

I was listening to a murder mystery audiobook, and when it was describing a girl who was kidnapped, it said she was wearing “a blue Taylor Swift eras tour hoodie” and I don’t think I’ve ever been jolted out of a story that quickly. It was like a fourth wall break to me, I was so caught off guard

I called my dad with a question I would typically ask my mom because I thought she was busy but it turns out my parents were together so I ended up talking to both of them and while we were on the phone, my sister called my dad because apparently she also had a question she wanted to ask my mom but thought she was busy, and it turned into a nice, spontaneous, joint family phone call

I know it’s been years but I’m still hung up on the rep poems

Why did people think Jan was Post Malone every single show? You’d think at some point they’d catch on but it happened every time

August is already slipping away into a moment in time