so long!

I love it when people tell me bad things The Beatles did when I say I’m a fan, I have to sit there like I don’t know everything about them.

being myself performatively

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

you're not "gay" you're just addicted to the oxytocin and dopamine rush from sucking penis

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

my writing gland is purple and swollen

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

a rock band is a type of polycule that sometimes makes music