so long!

I love it when people tell me bad things The Beatles did when I say I’m a fan, I have to sit there like I don’t know everything about them.

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

it's always two distinguished gentlemen saying precisely to each other

Would anyone like to support my life style or am i to freakish and strange

Please give us your data 🥺🥺🥺🥺 For the children 😢‼️ all of your legal information 🙏🙏 yes 🥺 your home address? 🥺 Your government issued ID 😢❓social security number and credit card details 🤗 immigration status ❓ racial religious and gender identity 😁😢😢😢⁉️ please 🥺 did you get an abortion this year 🥺 please give us your personal information 🥺🥺🥺🥺 for the children‼️‼️

I cant wait to marry one of my mutuals im just not sure who its going to be yet...nervous

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

hahaha alright dude take it easy see you later

it's milk a mutual monday

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub