she's my moral guide, she does nothing at all

January 8th, 1969: George plays ‘I Me Mine’ to John for the first time. John snacks on food, opens Paul’s mail, and doesn’t pay much attention.

JOHN: Is that the end of it? GEORGE: Yeah. It’s only that long— JOHN: We can use it for a commercial. [laughs; bored] So uh, yeah. It’s fine. And what do we do about that? GEORGE: Um, well, it’s just a bit – you see— JOHN: It sounds so hard to do. GEORGE: No, it’s… no. JOHN: I mean, for you. GEORGE: No.

(I saw this on twitter and had to ask the only expert i know. Og tweet was abt mcr )

I appreciate your trust in my services and knowledge. let me consider each beatle individually.......

john- now this answer is complicated because it depends on his mood. he struggled with getting hard or wanting sex at all at some points, so catch him in a depression slump and he's not coming period. but he did have a crazy ability to just keep coming. apparently his max was I believe 8 or 9 times when his friend challenged him to see how many times he could jerk off in one sitting. I feel like this paints a picture of a man who, on a good day, might cum quick but can keep going anyway. but given he spent so much time depressed and unable to get it up is he TRULY the beatle that would cum the fastest? unsure

paul- now this is a good question. he got around a lot and as far as I know there's not that many anecdotes about his stamina but the overall judgement seems to be "not great and not awful in bed" so I would guess he's gonna be pretty average on how fast he cums. now we also have no quotes from the men he fucked (joking before the beatle police get me) so we don't have all the data here. maybe he's on a hair trigger when he's got a man touching his dick

george- I don't think I've ever seen a single quote about the details of his sex life aside from this one girl who gave him head while he just kept playing the guitar. everything else I've seen is just that he cheated, which is great but let's get into the details folks smh. so this is purely off vibes but lowkey I feel like he's the answer here. I feel like george would cum the fastest and maybe take a nap afterwards.

ringo- he's so private I don't know that there's much out there about his sex life either but I feel like when he Could get it up (he spent a lot of his time blackout drunk in his younger years) he would probably have a nice steady stamina to keep him going for a while. in my soul I think ringo would be able to hold off the longest.

throwing it to everyone else to debate now