my lace is my chainmail

Very funny that the King of the Hill revival avoids the question of who Hank voted for by sending him off to an Aramco base for the past few elections, a move nearly identical to the Minions being trapped in Antarctica during WW2

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

mutuals we've known each other for so long and I'm ready to meet your parents.

first thing you need to know about susie deltarune is shes purple second thing uou need to know is that shes fucking awesome

the more girls you add to a story the more yuri situations you're able to produce.... something to consider

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad