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saw an opinion i disagreed with and didn’t say anything about it. +350XP

typed out a whole response and then took a deep breath and deleted it. +2000XP +500G

i bought the new Lego Tower of Babel set but the instructions stop making sense about halfway through the little booklet thingy.

happy pride month to this post specifically

in the mission control room hearing my veteran pilot snarl "I won't go down to some nobody!" into the comms and putting my head in my hands because now that he said that he's absolutely going to die to this oddly skilled random upstart in a standard issue infantry mech

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: i got promoted twice using this trick during my long and storied career..., whew! thankfully i'm only a few days away from retirement now, (looks at the framed picture of my nondescript family then gazes out the comm tower window), what the fuck is that on the horiz /End ID]

Brennan Lee Mulligan’s/the D20 team’s response to the PCS sidelining the time fuckery just being “fuck it, let’s dump it all in” is legendary. It’s the progression of starting with “Yeah isn’t it weird how these dinosaurs are still so closely tied after THOUSANDS of— oh yeah ramansu power station is pretty cool that’s fair, yeah. But wow, seems as if Goldbeard is actually YOUNGER than Daisuke even though they— nope, totally, yeah, want to talk to the metal dog. I understand. So this SUPER POWERFUL MAGICAL ITEM can tell TRUE TIME which— yeah the scrap digging. Cool cool.” Which rapidly turns into “Uhhhh well these soldiers are literally hundreds of years old, isn’t that nuts. Fuck it comfrey’s an old fucking statue from an ancient civilization. Does that do it for you guys. What about mordecestershire. What about him being 80. Can you see that this is deeply plot relevant now.”

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica