haryc b'aalyc

interview with the masquerade

vampire: the vampire

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

Event: Potato Palooza

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

wind turbine

yeah you win

So many of these could all be the names of either truly depraved Sex Acts or Organized Crime Executions

Regard american cuisine with the whimsy of a hungry italian woman the next 1,230 days

Remember to eat, my darlings!

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

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I showed this to my husband and he said he wants four mugs like this in various states of eaten, so he can swap when no one’s looking and make it look like he’s actually eating it.

I dont "consume content" I eat books, drink video games and fuck albums