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girlnextvore

When you see a Prep in hottopic

girlnextvore

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

girlnextvore

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

derinthescarletpescatarian

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

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empress-runner

cat can haz be cheeseburger

wikipedia is good

SCARED

Yuri Gagarin, the hobbyist photographer, at home with his wife.

ghostedmarshmallow

Yuri Gagarin being identified only as an amateur photographer and not literally the first human in space has me on the floor

o-craven-canto

This is a good reminder that there is a lot of texture and complexity to people; every human contains lots of aspects that would be completely unrelated if not for the fact that the same person experiences them. It’s easy to forget this, and compress the people you meet into a caricature; even celebrities usually end up being famous for one thing alone. But even something as glorious as the first space travel by a living human does not fully encompass a life.

This, too, is Yuri.

spyglassrealms

65 years ago today, the Soviet Union launched this hobbyist photographer into space!

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homunculus-argument

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

luckyletd0wn

supid

homunculus-argument

supid.

lizardsfromspace

Hi, I noticed your story has conflict in it, and I was wondering why you didn't just write people who are right doing everything correctly with a note saying "I enthusiastically co-sign everything in this story"? Must be some kind of mistake haha

markerofthemidnight

you 🫵. make a self-indulgent au now

animentality

wilted3sunflowers

A reflection of her owner as all pearls are- this one is just demanded of more stringently on how her form adheres close to her owner.

First come First Server, i take USD through paypal : $200 OPEN

- comes with special mural - two alternate hair styles -face reveal -waist up artwork

Her toyhouse is already set up ready to go here

For everyone curious about the mural, im going to be selling a pack of them with numerous colors and lineart for you to be able to color how you wish should you choose It's still in the works for all the color combos and how i want to advertise that later just thought it'd be something people would love to have to put their own gems in front of

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teaboot

I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

teaboot

Alternatives to experimenting on me like a lab rat when you suspect me of being inconsiderate:

"I feel like I'm the only one who does this chore. Can we start taking turns?"

"I'd like you to ask me how I'm doing more often."

"It bothers me when this area stays messy so long. Can you do X when Y happens?"

"I feel like the onus is on me to initiate X, and it's wearing me down. Could you try making the first move more? Like 3-4 times a week?"

"I'm feeling upset right now and I'd like to spend some time with you."

"When X happens, I feel like you're taking my work for granted."

"I'm feeling neglected. Could you do X?"

"I'm burnt out and need help."

"I feel like I'm the only one putting effort into X."

"Do you notice this?"

"Are you bothered by this?"

"I am bothered when this happens."

"X habit of yours bothers me."

"When X is like this, I feel bad. Can you [action] when you notice X?"

hug-your-face

sunderwight

Stop volunteering to be the village sacrifice we all know you're not a virgin. The dragon probably wouldn't even be into you.

sunderwight

Untie yourself from that altar right now.

sunderwight

Look. I didn't want to say anything because it's kind of a touchy subject, but the dragon doesn't actually take these "brides" back to its lair full of riches and add them to a harem. Okay? It's a big fucking lizard with a brain the size of an orange, it just roasts and eats them.

sunderwight

That's why we always pick the most useless airhead to sacrifice come harvest season.

sunderwight

Now come on, get those chains off. Where did you even get these? Oh you made them? See that's the kind of craftsmanship the village needs you for. We'll have a big orgy after the ritual and if you want a bunch of us will dress up as dragons and take turns having a go at you. It'll be nice, you'll see.

sunderwight

Yes, yes, I know, not the same. Well not all dreams are attainable, in the end.

moldavite

even a forehead kiss would have a maladjusted freak like me bricked the fuck up. to be honest

chilewithcarnage

theprofessional-amateur

This sketch is incredible. Perfect moment to capture. 10/10 for the artist.

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A hearing in Luigi Mangione’s state murder case in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was postponed until Wednesday after pr

ambrosial-sunshine

urie

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

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theoneofwhomisblue

But here's the stomper

avalynramsaygames

Unmute

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Lil Nas X gives a life update.

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