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saying cats don't contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it's going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head

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white people walk in front of this and a trapdoor immediately opens up dropping them into the Rancor pit
sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.
i see you all in the tags going "this is so funny" you better not steal my fucking bit. im copyrighting this joke
Plagiarism - Wikipedia
you cant do this to me
Unintended consequences - Wikipedia
*at the ADHD wizard meeting* sometimes i just find it difficult to hocus-focus

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i am so fucking tired
HEY Y'ALL WANNA READ DISCWORLD?
don't have the books? don't know where to get them? can't afford it?
here, all of you sweethearts. i got this from a friend a long, long time ago, and now I pass it to you.
Every discworld novel, numbered in release order, from Colour of Magic to Snuff, in MOBI, MBP and APNX e-reader formats. Have fun, and maybe later tell me what your favourite book was, eh?
Wanna see some toxic doomed yaoi?
No thanks I already saw Hamilton
What the fuck are you talking about
Hambilton and Burr could’ve kissed instead of shooting each other with guns I think
No they couldn't
well its June so that means some dragons based on different pride flags
feel free to give some suggestions for other designs

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pride month!!!
Is that a miette?
Pride for you! Pride for a thousand years!!
alright so during into the spider-verse's introduction to peter b. parker, we see his wedding, and he stomps on the wine glass right? this is a jewish wedding tradition, which makes this version of peter parker jewish (further confirmed in interviews -- however, i believe this is enough by itself). it's a nice nod to the jewish roots of the character.
we get to see a bunch of peter parkers throughout the spider-verse films, and none of them have any explicit religious associations like peter b. parker. except for one!
here we have gwen stacy's peter parker and aunt may, from earth-65, saying grace over a meal. from my understanding, this is generally a christian practice -- in judaism, we prefer to say short prayers before eating, and save the long, in-depth ones for afterwards. so to me, this was a clear example of the character being coded as christian. i was a little disappointed that they didn't make peter parker jewish here too, but since across the spider-verse discusses variants and the differences between instances of the same person between different universes, i interpreted this as a continued commentary on peter parker's ethnicity -- although he was initially jewish-coded and one of his two creators, stan lee, is jewish, this is often erased, especially in more modern interpretations of the character.
and then i remembered that this peter parker also literally turns into the lizard.
and y'know what? good call on that one guys.
came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat
work cafeteria is getting weird with pride month inclusion but like ok i guess

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Hey if youre in a pack of 6-9 lil teen trans dudes in pride capes running around the streets downtown and some ancient shambling grandpa just shuffled past yelling "Hell yeah, lil queer dudes! Hell yeah!" that was me. Yall looked rad as fuck. Sorry I made it weird
It was basically like this
Happy Pride!