all I do is try

if i was in a jane austen novel i would be the one sent to the seaside for my health

ive always hated when a vampire story is trying to distance itself from traditional lore or common perception and the vampire turns up their nose and says "and no. I don't turn into a bat" like they're so offended that you'd even suggest that they could do something so cool. well congratulations you're uncool and boring goodbye

“you‘re so quiet” baby i’m not even here. i’m fantasizing about a book i read weeks ago. move on.

alone in my wizard tower googling "wizards kissing"

my internal monologue is better than any podcast. wish you guys could hear this shit

yes i am smart. yes i am stupid. it’s called being flexible.

I hope the timothee chalamet wonka movie succeeds, but like, in the way the cat in the hat movie succeeded in making the estate refuse to allow anymore live action adaptations