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Happy (Anita's) Pie Day!

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How much wood does it take to qualify as a stake? Does the stake shape or the wood matter more? What happens when a vampire gets a splinter?

#vampire #vampires #fantasy #becauseiwaswatchingadventuretime

elierlick

We lost another trans sister, Siyah Woodland, this week. She was only 18. Sue Kerr asks, “Did they stay with her? Did they hold her hand? Did they see the shooter(s)? Will her name be said around the world as with other recent killings of white trans teens?” (x)

catchymemes

badjokesbyjeff

What weighs more, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

The ton of feathers because you have to live with the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

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one-time-i-dreamt

I programmed my wife on Java.

galladegamer

amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

straighthater

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

timelordpillbug

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

hikingnerd

When Russia sends you nudes

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon

#what the fuck happened here

her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

kyloschuyler

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

tree-of-blue-squirrel

reblog it, because Russia can´t

maradaisykat

Thanks Obama

my-sisters-eyeball

Wtf

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it

When Russia makes this post illegal

earthnicity

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

dovahdez

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

ergolost

omg

rat-of-the-sky-on-fire-deactiva

World heratige post

between-2-and-20-characters

ah yes, the original version

certified-iconic-post

certified iconic post

klutzyfox-archive-deactivated20

The satisfaction knowing that I can reblog this but Russia can’t

the-haiku-bot

The satisfaction

knowing that I can reblog

this but Russia can’t

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

dietspam16

holy cow 3.5m notes and not all of them are deactivated

not-vampire

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

one-time-i-dreamt

I was on a date with Ryan Reynolds and he looked me in the eyes and told me I was in a dream and I wouldn’t be able to wake up until he allowed it. I actually did try to wake up and couldn’t. We just stared at each other.

beansandthought

@vancityreynolds I summon thee... Dream lord!

(Idk if it's really him or if he'd notice but it's worth a shot ig)

uncanny-tranny

"Why can't trans people be a feminine man or a masculine woman instead of-"

uncanny-tranny

Cis people who might not get it will think that trans people wake up and just decide to be trans for... just the hell of it, I guess. What they don't get is that many trans people will have already tried to be non-conforming cis people - in essence, masculine women and feminine men. What being GNC as a "cis" person did, however, was obfuscate the fact that what was the issue was that we were trans people trying to force our gender identity out in favour of "being cis".

Transness is heavily discouraged in many many places, hence why trans people often will have been GNC when they thought they were cis.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

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juliaserano

this morning's confluence of Pamela Paul, JK R0wling, & the NY Times has driven me over the edge. so I made this Anti-Trans Op-Ed & News Story Bingo™ card (which you should totally share, modify, use, etc) and wrote an accompanying short and (gallows) humorous essay on Medium – please check it out (no-paywall link, 3 minute read, please share & give it lots of "claps" so others see it): https://juliaserano.medium.com/anti-trans-op-ed-news-story-bingo-a4fa2a8409c9?sk=9c3f4829a1d036bc96a82f3ff32dcf24

i-put-the-trash-in-trashcan-dea

Trying to draw a pinwheel and my brain software is crashing. There's no way this simple idea can be figured out in less than 15 minutes. Try it. Please humor me.

#art #drawing #artumblr #art post #noseriouslytrytodrawasimplepinwheeliheckindareyou #youcant

whydidisavethistomyphone

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adhd-alien

I was in a workshop the other day where someone was detailing how they, compared to others, show respect by not fidgeting and keeping eye-contact with people.

So yeah, I felt the need to make this comic.

Keep in mind: This isn't an ADHD specific problem and depending on the nuance, can stem from different areas like anxiety or autism. The eye-contact "issues" with ADHD stem more from impulsive eye-movements (the kind where you are not really looking at anything) and high distractability.

ADHD also has a significant overlap with eye-conditions and some studies suggest that ADHD medication can actually help with some eye-conditions. (Is that why my sight feels more blurry on days off medication?!)