my name is root beer surge

castiel might’ve lowkey had florence nightingale syndrome with dean at first. he did bring the man back from the dead and put him back together again.

and also fell victim to the sunken cost fallacy. he literally just moments ago did all that to save dean, he can't let that man just kill himself again, he has to stay to make sure all that hard work doesnt go to waste.

#and keeping dean is alive is not exactly an easy task lol#<prev#lmaoo#dean pls b alive enough to b the righteous man who does the torture and IS a vessel#wait shit he's crying nm#I'll literally do anything to make sure That doesn't happen again phew#Cas's internal monologue is so funny if u think abt it (via: @jasmineintheforest)

is this happening because i was born

'Average person in Supernatural dies 10 times' factoid actually just statistical error. Average person in Supernatural dies only 1 time. Dies Dean, who dies 100+ times canonically in 1 Tuesday, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

*shouts from the rooftops* he’s not repressed, he’s literally just trying to survive

Faux leather was the worst thing ever created

Lets take a material that can last decades with the right treatment and care and fucking replicate it with the most dogshit ugly flimsiest animal extinction microplastics smells bad unsexual rips in four days garbage disgusting saran wrap we can think of. Ostensibly for vegans.

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?