DollMaidCrystal

👩‍💼🙋‍♀️🧕: Excuse me. Miss, umm, miss?

🙋‍♀️: Is that dress rubber?

Mistress Aspyce: Yes. Yes, it is.

🧕: Aren't rubber dresses usually very tight? That looks like it's comfortable.

Mistress Aspyce: Latex is simply a material. You can tailor a dress any way you want with it. Personally, I find my dress very comfortable, even if it is skintight in places.

👩‍💼: Well, you're very brave for wearing it, even though you're...

Mistress Aspyce: 🤨 "Plus sized"?

👩‍💼: Right. One of those. I could never wear something that tight. It'd show off all my wrinkles.

Mistress Aspyce: Latex is very flattering actually. It stretches, but it has a shape of its own that it'll try and squeeze you into. If your clothes are made well, latex is excellent at smoothing out imperfections.

🙋‍♀️: Really? You think my husband would like it if wore rubber?

🧕: Where did you buy that outfit?

👩‍💼: Can I touch it?

(Later...)

Me: How was the bar?

There were actually four House of Gords by my count. The first and second were in South Africa and the UK during the magazine years, and both had to be abandoned when the local authorities got too curious.

The third house ended up the most heavily modified, with ceiling silos, the pony walker in the front yard, and the pond in the backyard. Good times were had there for a while, but the town decided to build an elementary school right next door. (It wasn't malicious. That property was an abandoned missile silo, and no one wanted to risk ending up on the hook in case there was toxic waste that needed to be cleaned up. When you are the government, you can wave aside some of that.)

A while ago, on my main Fetlife blog, I wrote about watching fetish porn with your significant other as a safe way to share and discuss your kinks. The problem with that plan is that, if you ever get into a position to share your weird porn with someone else, you have to be ready for the question.

"Why are you into that?"

Most people don't have an answer for the question beyond, "I dunno. I just am." This is an absolutely awful answer, because it tells your partner that there's a part of you that they cannot understand.

Usually, that answer comes from an unwillingness to be introspective, but even introspective people can lack the words to explain something about themselves. If your main exposure to your kink is porn, your primary sources aren't going be putting effort into explaining the theory.

So, I've started an entire series on how to explain your kinks. It's not meant to be comprehensive or well researched, but I'm aiming for it to be easy to understand. I want people to be able to have the words to discuss their fetishes. Maybe the explanations I give don't match your own experiences, and that's fine. You'll now have the words to say why I'm wrong and, if you're lucky, the words to say what you want instead.

Saturdays are for reblogging House of Gord, where difficult decisions have to be made. Do you take Lydia McLane out as a pony, or do you spend the afternoon with Jewell Marceau strapped to fucking machine?

Or both? Both is good.