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Little involuntary whimpers of fear my beloved.
Dylan & Algernon Masterlist
Summary: After spending a year locked in a cage and used as a bloodbag by vampires, Dylan is rescued by Algernon, a peacekeeper, a vampire whose job is to kill his own kind when they break the rules. Even though Dylan should have been killed as a part of the evidence, Algernon offers him a different choice: to come with him, giving up his freedom in exchange for survival. Now Dylan finds himself living with the silver-haired vampire β always smiling, so difficult to read β while Algernon must take care of a young man who's broken, terrified of even being near him.
Content: human whumpee, captive whumpee, vampire caretaker, slow recovery
General CW: captivity, forced proximity, vampire-on-human power imbalance, past torture and trauma, blood, violence, minor characters death
Chapter 01
Chapter 02
Chapter 03
Chapter 04
Chapter 05
Chapter 06
Chapter 07
Chapter 08
Chapter 09
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 18.5
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 39.5
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
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if anyone here is into hurt/comfort, i can't recommend this one enough. Dimly is so talented and has so many great ideas for this story, it's just chefs kiss and im always so excited for the updates.
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Dylan & Algernon Masterlist
CW: just a bit of tension
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Algernon reached the staircase overlooking the entry hall. He paused there for a moment, his eyes fixed on the front door.
He was rather irritated by the unexpected interruption during what had been turning into a strangely... peaceful moment.
Despite the little incident in the attic, Dylan hadn't panicked or retreated into that stubborn silence he sometimes hid behind in situations like this. For once, he and the vampire had been having an actual conversation, without the human looking constantly on the verge of either bolting or falling apart.
But the Peacekeeper set that irritation aside and turned his attention to the problem at hand.
Who the hell would show up at this isolated villa in the middle of the night, with rain pouring down like this?
The most likely explanation was a lost camperβor someone who'd been caught in the storm and was looking for shelter. In that case, Algernon would simply use compulsion to send them on their way. The last thing he wanted was for the surrounding woods to end up crawling with search parties.
Still, he couldn't rule out the possibility that this was a more problematic kind of visitor.
The Peacekeeper glanced toward the library door, wondering whether it was worth retrieving the nylon thread. But when the knocking came a third time, he decided it would be quicker to deal with it as he was and resumed walking toward the entrance.
He moved soundlessly and, on the way, picked up a wooden coat stand. He still wasn't back to full strength, but it wouldn't take much effort to snap the thing in half and drive it through the chest of an unwelcome guest.
However, when he was only a few steps from the door, another sound reached his ears from outside.
A foot tapping against the ground.
A light, rhythmic sound that betrayed a certain impatience.
Then he remembered that there was someone who now knew where the villa was.
He relaxed a little.
So he simply opened the door, making the small figure standing outside jump ever so slightly.
"Eddie," was all he said.
The other vampire stared at him for a moment, wide-eyedβand Algernon mentally congratulated himself on having slipped past her excellent hearing.
Then her gaze drifted to the coat stand he was still holding.
"...Al."
Ah. Right.
The owner of the house set his improvised weapon beside the door with as much nonchalance as he could manage and asked "What are you doing here?"
Eddie looked back up at him and opened her mouth, but seemed to take a few seconds to decide what words to use.
The Peacekeeper idly noted that tonight she was wearing a green rain jacketβfar too big for her, naturallyβwhich hadn't stopped her from getting soaked from head to toe.
"...Are you kidding me?" she finally shot back.
Algernon didn't remember arranging to meet her. Certainly not here at the villa.
No unexpected guests, that was what he'd established.
So he tilted his head slightly.
"No?"
Eddie looked him up and down before saying carefully "Basil's been going around bragging that he messed you up."
The mere mention of the red-haired vampire was enough to make the irritation rise again.
"Oh. So you came here looking for gossip."
That seemed to annoy her too.
"I came to make sure you were still in one piece, you ungrateful brat," she replied indignantly, folding her arms across her chest.
Algernon raised an eyebrow.
He thought about it for a moment and realized that yes, beyond simple curiosity, Edwina actually did have a good reason to check on him.
Even if she could've just waited until their next meeting and drawn her own conclusions if he failed to show up to collect the groceries she'd bought for Dylan.
"Not even Basil's stupid enough to kill another Peacekeeper," he replied simply.
Eddie's mouth fell open, and her arms dropped to her sides.
"So it's true. He really did hurt you," she said in disbelief, studying the silver-haired vampire with renewed interest "...How?"
With that silver sword he always has on him, he almost answered. But he knew perfectly well that wasn't what she meant. And right now, he wasn't really in the mood to tease her just for the pleasure of watching her pout.
"He attacked me during an assignment," he explained instead, trying to sound more indifferent than he actually felt "He caught me off guard."
"He caught you off guard," Eddie echoed, her skepticism on full display.
"What exactly are you implying?" Algernon asked, frowning.
In response, Eddie rolled her eyes with that exaggerated flair she was so fond of.
"I'm implying," she began, "that it's only natural for Basil to take any opportunity he gets to hurt you."
The Peacekeeper's gaze turned icy.
"So you're saying he had the right to do it?" his voice had gone just as cold.
Her reaction was immediate.
"No! Iβ" she started, instinctively taking a step back.
Then she fell silent, pressing her lips together.
A long moment passed between them.
Then Eddie subtly shifted one foot farther back, adjusting her stance so that βas became immediately obvious to Algernonβ she'd be ready to bolt if necessary.
"I mean... from his point of view."
The silver-haired vampire couldn't have said what annoyed him more in that momentβ her attitude or her words.
"Stop it," he said "I'm not going to do anything to you. And I didn't do anything to him."
Eddie pressed her lips together again.
Algernon knew she wanted to object, but then he heard his ticket out of the conversation approaching on bare feet.
So he raised a hand, cutting off whatever reply was about to leave her mouth, then turned his back on her.
"Dylan," he called instead, lifting his gaze toward the staircase on the far side of the entry hall.
A few moments later, the human cautiously appeared at the top.
"It's only Eddie," Algernon told him, stepping aside from the doorway just enough for Dylan to see the woman "And she was just leaving," he concluded, hoping the hint reached its intended recipient loud and clear.
"E-eh...?" Dylan murmured, his gaze moving from the Peacekeeper to the other vampire and back again.
Then, in a tiny voice "But... i-it's raining..."
The silver-haired vampireβwho'd been looking for the young man's arm to make sure he'd finished bandaging itβwas caught completely off guard and raised his eyebrows.
Then, once he'd actually processed what he'd just heard... he burst out laughing.
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why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens donβt lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?Β
βOh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.βΒ
Iβm not asexual but Iβm fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sexβ¦
I mean.Β
βWHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.β
βFUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.βΒ
This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. Β So the next time you see artwork like this:
Remember those sultry naked chicks are sayingΒ βWeβll tell you the winning lotto numbers.β
Them: βWe have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~β Me: *diving headfirst into the water*
This post is a blessing
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Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites
Oh my god they were phishing
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Your life ends in the wasteland.
thereβs a japanese radish just below this post but you canβt reach it
they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything
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Sometimes a guy in a fanfiction has the ability to read someone's gaze with the same level of detail a wine taster can taste the wine
"He glared at him with anger in his eyes, but behind that longing and sorrow over things left unsaid, a subtle but desperate yearning for things to be different, and with just a hint of roasted nuts right at the end."
we've all heard about the male gaze in media, but we've yet to explore the equally important sommelier gaze
the only fun addition to this post
Girl that's literally Perry the platypus and Heinz Doofenshmirtz

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Repeating trends with @bari-artist π€π€π€
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they should invent activities for sleepy people with no energy
The best time-travel Tomarry fics are universally
Tom Riddle: Harry is a master mind of deception. He knows too much. Heβs a threat to my carefully laid plans. I need to uncover his secret and get him under my control.
Harry Potter Peverell: Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I have no idea what I am doing!
Bonus points if Harry is like fighting demons trying to work out the whole Master of Death thing and Grindewald is up his ass about it. Heβs catnip for dark lords after all.

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i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, βgo ahead and take one, bitch.β
he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes βwhat did you just say? how do you know my name?β so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, ββ¦. bitch?β and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.
i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says βgo ahead and take one, mitch.β im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show
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