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For you, @distractedducky, I present:

Sexy Russian Hockey Player

(These are all terrible but I feel like in-universe per my headcanon they would generally be terrible)

#heated rivalry #heated rivalry meme #ilya rozanov #ilya rozanov meme #sexy russian hockey player

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haunted-phantom-student

Shoutout to Grigori Rozanov for dying right at the point in Ilya and Shane's relationship at which they had just reconnected and were primed to be brought closer together by Shane helping Ilya get through the difficult time with both emotional support and Skype sex (with glasses on)

#I think about this often #rest in piss but also ty for the character development #pour one out for a fake one #<- so long and thanks for all the plot furtherance

pinenora317

Heated Rivalry ll S01EP05

#can anyone else hear the kill bill sirens going off in Ilya's head in that last gif #like that's a full-on kubrick stare he's lucky svetlana didn't see his face because girl would be running #heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #svetlana vetrova

I know societal homophobia/queerphobia is bad. I know this. I wish it wasn't a thing.

But given that it *is* a thing, do I hope it kind of fucks up Alexei/Andrei Rozanov's life in Russia when his famous brother comes out as bisexual?

Yes I do.

#alendrei? or maybe andrexei?#is this problematic sorry #heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #alexei rozanov #andre rozanov

haunted-phantom-student

Shoutout to Grigori Rozanov for dying right at the point in Ilya and Shane's relationship at which they had just reconnected and were primed to be brought closer together by Shane helping Ilya get through the difficult time with both emotional support and Skype sex (with glasses on)

#Without him dying Ilya wouldn't haven been as vulnerable and open with Shane for sure #<- but also if he had died earlier Ilya might have missed the all-star game altogether so thanks for holding on just a few more weeks buddy

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*record scratch*

Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...

#heated rivalry #heated rivalry meme #hr meme #ilya rozanov

chazchaschad

I do not have a "side blog”, I do not “schedule posts”. I torture my followers with random bullshit and if that doesn’t work I KILL MYSELF

The thing (and this whole post is based on the NHL in the Game Changers universe, no idea how it works in real life) is that a rule barring players from fornicating, or at least discouraging it and requiring a disclosure to the league of it happening, isn't a super unreasonable rule to have. Lots of workplaces have at least that.

What's unreasonable is instating that rule in reaction to a public relationship reveal and expecting it to break up the relationship like it can be retroactively applied back to when it started.

But other workplaces don't (theoretically) have that problem because they preemptively instate some policy regarding the situation that might arise due to two employees being attracted to one another, because they admit that their employees are adults with sexual preferences that neither they nor the organization can, or should have to, change.

But the NHL couldn't do that preemptively. Because that would have required the admission that at least two of their male players are potentially, in fact, attracted to other men to some degree, and that the chance of any given player being solely attracted to women is nonzero, and that the attraction isn't a choice or something that on its own should be changed, hence the need for a policy discouraging or barring actually acting on it with another player, because that is a choice.

The NHL literally don't ask don't tell-ed itself into having no standing to object to Hollanov or their relationship going public with zero warning to the league. And I think that's beautiful.

#heated rivalry #game changers series #spoilers: tlg #the long game #hollanov #shane hollander #ilya rozanov

Kinda fucked up how I used to go to the doctor worrying that they would find something serious to explain my symptoms and now I go to the doctor worrying that they won't find anything because then my symptoms don't matter and I've just wasted everybody's time and a co-pay

#is this a growing up thing or an america thing #healthcare #american healthcare #doctors on tv be like “ok the test came back negative so it must be something else causing your symptoms”#doctors irl be like “ok the test came back negative so you must be faking your symptoms”

thememedaddy

#everyone loves cake though

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whatthebodygraspsnot

shocked to my core when i’m eating a beautiful piece of carrot cake and hit a chunk of pineapple. texturally we did not need to do all that.

#wtf they took carrot cake with raisins and somehow made it worse???

studentofetherium

i hate that "that that" is grammatically correct. why is english the joke language

studentofetherium

by the way, this post was inspired by some writing i was doing last night where i wrote "that that" and got so mad that i had to take a break for the rest of the evening

toskarin

it's understandable that that "that that" that ended your writing session would inspire a post like that

Thinking about how when Shane grabs Ilya's hair he just kinda holds on and follows how Ilya is already moving but when Ilya grabs Shane's jaw he does it so he can move Shane right where he wants him

#that's it that's the post no analysis or anything it's just hot so I'm thinking about it #heated rivalry #hollanov #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #ilya x shane

Love how often in the years of Hollanov rivalry there's a third guy who is also really good at hockey but so completely unimportant that we don't even hear his name. Who was the third pick at the draft? The third nominee for Rookie of the Year in 2011? The third nominee for MVP in 2014? We don't know and we don't care. Maybe it was the same guy every time. Maybe it wasn't. We don't know and we don't care.

#heated rivalry #hollanov #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #ilya x shane #third best hockey player in the league has zero relevance to the plot

haunted-phantom-student

Shoutout to Grigori Rozanov for dying right at the point in Ilya and Shane's relationship at which they had just reconnected and were primed to be brought closer together by Shane helping Ilya get through the difficult time with both emotional support and Skype sex (with glasses on)

#way to manage to do one useful thing for your child #<- he did introduce him to the minister that one time but he was a real dick about it and it didn't further the plot at all anyway

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Shoutout to Grigori Rozanov for dying right at the point in Ilya and Shane's relationship at which they had just reconnected and were primed to be brought closer together by Shane helping Ilya get through the difficult time with both emotional support and Skype sex (with glasses on)

#talk about someone I never thought I'd give a shoutout #grigori rozanov #heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #shane x ilya #hollanov

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