Lucky 13

you guys can make as many positivity posts as you want but until you start like, being normal about people with bodily acne i don’t want to hear anything you have to say

it’s not dirty or gross to have body acne. someone having acne on their back and shoulders doesn’t mean they don’t wash themselves. someone having acne on their asscheeks doesn’t mean they don’t wash themselves. do you understand me. there is no moral failing to having body acne. Be Normal.

things are different now that stuff has changed

ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were

I didn’t know about New Jersey’s law so imagine my shock when a pump jockey sprinted at my car and kicked my door shut when I tried to get out to get gas. I rolled down my window and asked him “Is there a law against pumping your own gas or something?” And he looked at me like I’M nuts and just said “…yes?”

okay but imagine this in the reverse. when i left new jersey as a driver for the first time and sat in my car for about ten minutes wondering where the attendant was until a nice man tapped on my window and just said the words “New Jersey?” and when I nodded he told me to get out of the car so he could teach me how to pump gas (and nicely didn’t laugh at me when I shot gas out of the nozzle across the side of my car).

me and the boys (all from new jersey) went on a road trip out of state and had to get gas and it ended up being sort of a Group Puzzle for the gang as we huddled around the gas pump and nozzle and tank and whatnot. just picture five people standing around the gas tank opening like its part of an escape room. it was very silly.

I just….like…HOW are you guys spilling it all over yourselves? It’s not that you don’t have that skill that confounds me, it’s the way in which you’re failing that is confusing. No gas coming out makes sense, not knowing when it’s done, or how to choose the grade, like all of that I get but how are you getting it everywhere? Surely gas isn’t the only context where “pull trigger thing comes out” is applicable?

this is the most realistic queer dialogue ive ever seen

Important context: they’re married to each other.

People being like "why is Ken just Ken" and thinking it's a gimmick for girl bossing Barbie clearly never watched Barbie Life in the Dream House because if they had they'd know that Ken is a very smart and capable guy but chooses to dedicate his life to Barbie because he loves her. He literally has a sixth sense for if Barbie is unhappy or needs something and will drop everything to help/cheer her up. Ken chooses not to pursue careers like Barbie does because it would interrupt his Barbie time. Ken is a self imposed trophy husband and I won't let people question his decision!

Something I've learned about Tumblr is that the longer you're here, the more likely it is that you'll learn of a user who has, entirely unbeknownst to you, been nursing an overwhelmingly powerful grudge against you for several years.