How do you do, fellow humans?

i dont know what it is about June that always makes me want to listen to melancholic christmas music. mind you- i am like the grinch. i dont like christmas even a little bit

i saw one of those positivity posts that was like "may will bring miracles" except i read it as "may will bring maracas" and i was like hell yeah before i was like maybe i should reread that

well shit i accidentally deleted my pinned post. i dont even remember what it said

throwing a slice of cheese at your bald head and then 2 pieces of bread and then rage baiting you for a delicious grilled cheese

me pursuing being a clown lately is really funny to me when i remember how many people i stopped being friends with because they only used me for entertainment or only kept me around because i was funny and made no effort to understand me otherwise. like oh that pissed you off? how about going into a job where your sole purpose is to be used for your entertainment value. thing is at least i consent this time. if I'm entertaining anyway i might as well be paid for it