How do you do, fellow humans?

throwing a slice of cheese at your bald head and then 2 pieces of bread and then rage baiting you for a delicious grilled cheese

me pursuing being a clown lately is really funny to me when i remember how many people i stopped being friends with because they only used me for entertainment or only kept me around because i was funny and made no effort to understand me otherwise. like oh that pissed you off? how about going into a job where your sole purpose is to be used for your entertainment value. thing is at least i consent this time. if I'm entertaining anyway i might as well be paid for it

its so funny when i get into a fight with someone and theyre like "oh youre just so much better than me huh" sarcastically like actually yeah i am and its not even a competition thanks 💚

if theres pizza toppings what about pizza bottomings

oh yeah earlier i fell asleep and had a dream that there was an otome game i was playing where you play as a meteor and have to "smash" every dinosaur in the game to win

in trying to flesh Dorothy and Alice out in their adult lives bc they are from fairy tales first of all and second of all are children in their source material and anyway a trick ive been using for those two is taking traits from other characters and combining them. so Dorothy gets brains, heart, and courage. how cute. and Alice gets... pure unfiltered madness. and a desire to cut peoples heads off. and a tea addiction. among other things