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anti-parent

this book is out now!!! it's a short read, less than 200 pages, and it's SO good. i literally had to pause halfway through just to send the author a message about how much i liked it. definitely leans more utopian than scientific, but that makes sense given the format, and i think it has a lot of good things to say.

once you really start thinking about how restrictive the world is for children and how many bullshit justifications we retroactively come up for it all the time, you can't stop seeing it everywhere. this book makes a good case for including children in our political efforts not as rhetorical devices but as an actual class of oppressed people.

#oh hell yeah #might assign this in my intro to sociology class #reference

hppjmxrgosg

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

c3rvida3

kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

c3rvida3

This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria's Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.

clownboybebop

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

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bashcrandicoot

My one coworker is an enigma to me

amazoogle

beer before beer that's ✌️two beers

disenchanteds

no but like. I was so ahead of the curve the curve became a sphere fell behind all my classmates and I ended up here pouring out my heart to a stranger

parkayquarts

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

linolinoing

guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you

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nydialilian

Holy Oily! Macro Photography, 2022. Interference patterns. Neon-iridescent storms. 🍭

Full project: https://www.behance.net/gallery/150064423/Holy-Oily

#ohhhhh really good #reference

apolladay

What category is your last name?

Son of some guy ("Johnson", "O'Brien", etc)

Job ("Smith", "Miller", etc)

Place/town ("Hill", "del Valle", etc)

Nickname/attribute ("Short", "Goodman", etc)

Hyphenated/multiple of the above

Other (describe in the tags!)

Unsure/results

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

#son of some guy 👍

runraerun

This but make it domestic Spirk:

eldar-of-zemlya

Maaan, this Ernest Chiriacka illustration has been in my K/S inspiration folder for over a year now!! Thank you for making this post—this was the push I needed to finally make it happen xD

✨ Full size on AO3 ✨

finalgirlabigailhobbs

cannibal chappell roan: you can put a hundred boys in jars

finalgirlabigailhobbs

vehicular manslaughter chappell roan: you can hit a hundred boys with cars

finalgirlabigailhobbs

medieval torturer chappell roan: you can coat a hundred boys in tar

ellewantsrevenge

disney sidekick chappell roan: you can feed a hundred boy to Scar

warmfuzzynihilism

orchid enthusiast chappell roan: you can grow a hundred plants in bark

warmfuzzynihilism

pet talent agent chappell roan: you can make a hundred rats a star

just gave an interview about Taylor Swift's wedding to Newsday bc I teach Sociology of Taylor Swift at my university lowkey hype asf if any of my mutuals want the link to the article when it comes out hmu but I prob won't post it bc it'll dox me lol

#personal

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hairy armpit summerrrrr

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filthy, filthy read

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