Ham

there is no nursing shortage btw. just a shortage of nurses willing to work under the terrible, unsafe conditions created by capitalists 👍

3. also unions

there is something so perfect. so emblematic of the pop culture landscape we live in. that for the next however long, the canonical ending of doctor who is that the doctor turns into billie piper for absolutely no fucking reason

the kids in hsm2 shouldve unionized that country club

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

ok, here’s my uquiz: which type of love interest would you be in a dating simulator? :)

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

i just feel like friendship is one of the most expansive and beautiful forms of love you can ever experience and i wish we gave it more credit

daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.