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She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.

this is like 9/11 for americans...

if we just breed one really huge cow we could just shave steaks off of it for probably 100 years before it got hurt or died

we should breed trillions of micro cows and eat them like sunflower seeds and they all feel pain and die

he thought 2 million years of rain was for one day 😭😭😭 he mad

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’“

if girls can frot then boys can scissor

Now I’m feeling so fly like a G6

did you guys know that this website is for fun