Juno

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

“I don’t put politics in my stories” is the literary equivalent of a cishet guy going “I don’t have pronouns”

the realization that the unhealthy trait you’ve given your favorite oc for funsies is actually something you unintentionally do is like watching a five year old innocently and perfectly mimic your bad habits

the realization that the unhealthy trait you’ve given your favorite oc for funsies is actually something you unintentionally do is like watching a five year old innocently and perfectly mimic your bad habits

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live

World Heritage Post

eeby deeby... i haven't heard that name in years...

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

heyyy that's an awesome avoidance ritual you got there. i think we should chop carrots together and yes you might stab me to death and kill me and the police will take you away and your mom will cry in the court room asking why and you won't know what to say and your life will be ruined forever. but that's just a risk we have to take.

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

sound of the vacuum cleaner stressing me out. i am no better than a cat

Unofficial Autism Post

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those