Anne's Stories

Item: Jazz (spends ten minutes researching Greek vessel typology) volute krater, apparently?

LETS DO IT

“I’m so anti-fascist I report my friends and neighbors to the feds”

“I would have never snitched on Anne Frank! Anyway, here’s a person I’m related to at the capitol!”

Hey I don't know if you know this but snitching on someone for storming the capitol with intent to kill someone is not the same as snitching on someone for the crime of... *checks notes* being a jewish child

new fucked up ben affleck pic dropped

Did you have a homoerotic friendship with a girl in highschool that ended in tragedy and you two never talking again or are you normal?

boy (affectionate)

sir (customer service voice for when my cat, tux, is trying to eat plastic)

Does this guy think that…women don’t have knees?

when you’re done hiding the pain

guess YOU’LL die

thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put "please speak to me in an Italian accent" in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes "eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!" and when I told him he didn't actually have to do it he was like "a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!"