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i was sick for a week. my plants were sad because they were thirsty, full of dust, a cutting got infected, and one of them has a plague. girls, what will you do without me the day i die?

plants hydrated plants cleaned (most of them/can't shower them properly. it's cold) cutting healed. no more fungus plant with plague is in treatment

i would be a kittypet all the way in the warrior cats universe. if i heard a bunch of guys were in the woods killing each other for survival and they think i'm the lame one for getting mediocre banquets i would be like you guys are stupidd and then when the thunderclan medicine cat comes by my fenced lot to pick yarrow i would be like what are doing and shes like medicine so my clanmates don't die and i'm like wow you guys really have it that rough. and she keeps encountering me and one day i'm like why don't you come inside there's plenty of kibble and she averts her eyes shyly and is like ...no that would be against starclan and i'd go To have a little kibble? and she's like You know what i mean. and i do. 5 moons later she is getting adopted by my people and visions of her ancestors still haunt her and she is from time to time like Did I do the right thing...? how could i be so selfish...? and i'm like my toy mouse squeaks

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

This just restored my faith in humanity

Honey are you OK? You rebloged Garun’s comics 5 times today

Aight time to cry and reblog trans girl yuri again

in my horny and slut era (on the verge of mental breakdown, begging to be held and never abandoned ever again)

making jokes about my life just to exist one more day