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(Aziraphale when describing Crowley to Gabriel)

Aziraphale: "Ah yes, Crowley. The wily adversary. The impeccable fiend. An astounding succubus. The only creature to have perfected contrappasto in motion, with such a lovely sense of humor and pretty eyes and a quite a soft spot for his mode of transportation--"

Gabriel: "The enemy."

Crowley: "Aziraphale, what did you mean by saying that I'm 'an angel that did not fall so much as saunter vaguely downwards'?"

Aziraphale: "How else was I supposed to describe you?"

Crowley:

Crowley: "Evil."

Crowley: I thought you were dead????

Aziraphale:

Crowley, keeling over on the ground: "Five glasses of egg nog is too much for one thing."

Aziraphale: "Oh dear, you look terribly sick!"

Anathema: "What do you mean that you two haven't been raising the antichrist???"

Crowley: "Do you have any idea how stupid we are?Shame on you for underestimating us."

Aziraphale: "As you know, dear, time flies like an arrow."

Crowley: "Yeah, so... the anti-christ has been delivered. Sounds like the end times are upon us."

Aziraphale: "Oh well... that's nice, I guess."

Crowley: "Yup, mhm-mhm. You know what that means; billions of people will die, all the animals too, of course--"

Aziraphale: "Oh bother..."

Crowley: "Not to mention, there will be no more crepes."

Beelzebub: "Alright, what's everyone been up to this quarter?"

Hastur: "I tempted politician."

Ligur: "I tempted a priest."

Crowley: "Right, so, I've taken the liberty of running an extension cable from the surface down here, and I will be presenting, in chronological order, every deed I've done to Billy Joel's, 'We Didn't Start the Fire.'"

Aziraphale: "What would you like for dinner tonight, dear?"

Crowley: "I'm in the mood for pizza."

Crowley: "A pizza you."

Aziraphale: "I was rather thinking sushi, but pizza sounds nice too I suppose."

Aziraphale: "Did it hurt?"

Crowley: "What? When I fell from heaven?"

Anathema: "Okay, so I've got a latte here for you, Aziraphale, and an americano for Crowley--"

Crowley: "Er-- I can't really have caffeine..."