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Water Daimyo: Why should we trust these filthy mercenaries to fight for us?

Mandalorian Naruto, displeased: And what's wrong with being a mercenary?

Water Daimyo: ...

Mandalorian Naruto: Is your war worth fighting?

Chojuro, insistent: Of course it is!

Mandalorian Naruto, ruffles Chojuro's hair as if he were a child: If it is, then why does it matter who fights it for you?

Ao, scoffs: Those on the right side of the fight shouldn't put their faith in the trustworthiness and reliability of alliances with scum and thugs.

Zabuza, indignant: I resent that!

Mandalorian Naruto, turns to Mei Terumi with a charming smile that makes her blush: My Water Princess, are we not imbued with the righteousness of your noble cause when we take up arms for you?

Mei, with a flirty smile: Oh, handsome Prince, while you're at it, why don't you take me up in your arms too?

Mandalorian Naruto, holding Mei bridal style while she rests her head against his chest, eyeing the Daimyo: Would you rather your own men and women died to make the point?

Mandalorian Naruto: And if your war is so noble, so necessary... why aren't you fighting it for yourself, Lord Daimyo?

*awkward silence*

Sokka: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress.

Suki: Okay Toph, let's begin the engine restart drill, ready?

Toph: (accidentally breaks her oxygen mask) Uh, was this supposed to do something?

Sokka: ...Yes...

Aziraphale: "As you know, dear, time flies like an arrow."

Kaidou: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Marcy: Jogging is amazing!