God's own little jester

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

OH MY GOD WAIT

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

with that attitude you need to go to McManners and order a cordial pleaseburger. with extra polite.

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

3. Be perpetually haunted by "omg you people can't do anything"