iâve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call âthe flavorâ because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like âthereâs a taste here. you are experiencing a flavorâ but when you go to open the door thereâs no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. itâs the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing.
im going to make this brb
okay so i found a gas station that had the stuff so i made it
diagnosis: it tastes?
this post reminds me of that one time a coldstone employee i knew by the name of jacob fucked up the ratios or something on a watermelon yogurt sorbet and produced an ice cream that genuinely tasted like nothing. not bland not water but nothing - like, the texture was perfect, your mouth reacted as if it was slightly tangy like most sorbets, but you actually tasted nothing at all. and if you mixed it with something it didnât taste like 100% the other flavor either, it tasted like 50% that flavor and 50% nothing. like a distinct and identifiable lack of taste. my brain trying to comprehend the total absence of flavor became so overwhelming that i quit ž of the way into one scoop. we called it the jacobâs special and every day i long for its return


























