Shaenanigans.

i’ve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call “the flavor” because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like “there’s a taste here. you are experiencing a flavor” but when you go to open the door there’s no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. it’s the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing.

im going to make this brb

this post reminds me of that one time a coldstone employee i knew by the name of jacob fucked up the ratios or something on a watermelon yogurt sorbet and produced an ice cream that genuinely tasted like nothing. not bland not water but nothing - like, the texture was perfect, your mouth reacted as if it was slightly tangy like most sorbets, but you actually tasted nothing at all. and if you mixed it with something it didn’t taste like 100% the other flavor either, it tasted like 50% that flavor and 50% nothing. like a distinct and identifiable lack of taste. my brain trying to comprehend the total absence of flavor became so overwhelming that i quit ¾ of the way into one scoop. we called it the jacob’s special and every day i long for its return

that's not a cat that's a knock off

@devourer-of-shredded-cheese

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

This text thread brought us into a new age

The year is 1 ATP (After Then Perish)

The 17th of August, 2017 is the date that Then Perish was posted by Tumblr user Spooky-Grimwhoire. Friday will be exactly one year after the original posting of Then Perish. Mark your calendars.

I’m still here just different url the know your meme article is outdated and yes it’s on Friday

It is officially the 1 year anniversary kinda surreal tbh

It’s only been two years????

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

This post is a train wreck.

Why do you need to put ordinary? Shouldn’t it just be the words without the adjective?

To everyone who asked why I put “World Taco Situation” on that one post

i was hoping she’d tell me what self-defense weapons work best and instead what? anyway if someone wants to reblog with things women might actually need in emergencies that’d be great cause i have zero knowledge about anything that wasn’t taught in school.

First aid kit! With things you’ll actually use. So check it and update it. Some kits come with all sorts of things from emergency blankets to butterfly stitches. 1-2 blankets. If you break down and it’s cold or idk maybe if you find a stray dog that needs help or somebody has an accident. Flashlight was a good one. Maybe pack extra batteries. Idk what it’s call but a multitool thing for wrecks my parents bought me. It’s got a pointy tip to bust out windows, a little flap with a razor to cut seat belts, and such. I keep it in the pocket on the drivers side.

My sister has a portable car jumper, so she doesn’t need another car to help jump her battery

when we have someone legitimately asking if having a favorite color is a neurodivergent thing i think we need to address how we talk abt neurodivergence on this site skdnfsmdkms.

“Your criticism sounds to me as if you have read too many critical books and are too smart in an artificial, destructive, and very limited way.” - Flannery O'Connor, The Habit of Being

Speaking of lack of use… Guys, please reblog stuff. That is how this website works - unlike something like instagram, which has all sorts of metrics that influence how a post disseminates based on likes, the only way for someone to see a post here on tumblr, other than from the tags, is if someone else reblogs it. Not just in an “it helps the artist” way (although that too), but in a, “this participation is how we keep this website alive” way. Likes make the poster feel good (do them too, if you want!), but the great thing about Tumblr is that is it not (is less?) beholden to those algorithmic metrics that ru(i)n all the other sites, and the only way we have that is because we reblog posts, so tumblr doesn’t have to do it.

It’s absolute bullshit that women’s studies - a type of academic study which has always been ridiculed for focusing solely on women, gender norms, and the patriarchy - is now not even allowed to women’s studies. It’s got to be gender studies and focus on men who want to be women and the fake idea that you can opt out of the patriarchy. Fuckin bullshit.

HUGE list of free (!!) books by black authors and revolutionaries. includes writings by toni morrison, james baldwin, assata shakur, angela davis, malcolm x, audre lorde and frantz fanon. 

When Khaled Hosseini wrote “a man's heart is a wretched, wretched thing. It isn't like a mother's womb. It won't bleed. It won't stretch to make room for you.” I had to stop, put the book down and breathe because never had a sentence knocked the breath out of me like that did.

And when he wrote, “Learn this once and learn it well, my daughter:  Like a compass needle always points north, a man’s accusing finger always finds a woman.”

reblog if you menstruate :) we're celebrating