Succumb To My Lightning!!! KACHOW!!

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

So cute, I love it!

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

just tried to reference the xkcd "today's lucky 10,000" comic but I wanted to explain xkcd first, so I was like "you probably know the one about experts in the field overestimating their audience's familiarity with the subject matter" and uh. he didn't. love me some irony

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”

hear me out cake, but instead of ppl i want to fuck it’s songs that kind of fit The Character if you squint and tilt your head just right and have a beautiful mind