whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

your cat was an honor to see in the window

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin