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you don’t have to pay taxes if you just take a nap

me, trying to buy some potato chisps: oh, money for these chisps? you want money? oh yeah I got money. *opens wallet* count em baby *a picture of my grandparents falls out* wait don’t touch them

for sale, baby’s shoes, never worn. I realized after buying them that my baby can’t walk lmao. money’s tight y'know how it is

I’d post more but I’ve become so boring lately. I make spreadsheets now. I wake up at 6 AM now and don’t even complain. I eat bran cereal on purpose even tho I got other options. I’m calling my grandpa tomorrow to ask for advice on starting a 401k and tbh I’m not even really sure what it is

‪these days it can be hard to tell who is and isn’t valid. lemme break it down. Rabbids are now valid due to their proximity to Luigi, the most valid boy of all. Minions are not valid. however, middle aged aunts on facebook who love minions ARE valid‬. the least valid in all scenarios is, as we all know, Dane Cook